"Hi, I'm Loki, immortal Norse god. I'm known for being an evil trickster who will stop at nothing to make my adoptive brother Thor look bad, and if I seize power along the way – especially if I take something away from Thor – it's been a good day. I don't often feel the need to retreat, but when I do, I highly recommend Loki's Retreat in St. Johns, the newest domain of the Nordic Pineapple empire. It's a great place to make plans for world domination with up to eight accomplices – um, family – with a full kitchen for meals and easy access to shopping. I won't share it with my brother, but I will share it with you!"
